Sunday, September 30, 2012

Obama Care

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. 
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vain is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.

Maximums to live by...

1. In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams
2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.

-- Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

-- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

-- George Bernard Shaw
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

-- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

-- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
10. Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

-- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

-- Will Rogers
13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!

-- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

-- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

-- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.

-- Anonymous
18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

-- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

-- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

-- Mark Twain
21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly native American criminal Congress.

-- Mark Twain
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Monday, September 24, 2012


Marijuana. CBC photoWe've known about medical applications of cannabis (or marijuana) for years, but the research findings of two scientists studying it have the potential to change the deadliness of cancer forever. A cannabis compound known as cannabidiol can stop metastasis in many types of aggressive cancers, found the researchers from California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco.
Cannabidiol (CBD) is a non-toxic, non-psychoactive chemical found in the cannabis plant, that had already been effective in relieving convulsion, inflammation, anxiety and nausea, and in treating schizophrenia and dystonia. For the 2007 study, Sean McAllister, who was specifically studying the effects of cannabidiol, collaborated with Pierre Desprez, who for the last 10 years has been studying the ID-1 gene in cancer that causes metastasis.
Metastasis is when a cancer spreads from the primary tumor area to other parts of the body, typically using the bloodstream or lymphatic system, and is one of the hallmarks of a tumor becoming malignant.
"What we found was that his Cannabidiol could essentially 'turn off' the ID-1," Desprez told The Huffington Post. "We likely would not have found this on our own," he added.
"That's why collaboration is so essential to scientific discovery."
[ More Geekquinox: Robotic tuna to defend U.S. ports ]
Since publishing their study, the two went on to study the effect of CBD on other cancers.
"Now we've found that Cannabidiol works with many kinds of aggressive cancers — brain, prostate — any kind in which these high levels of ID-1 are present." said Desprez.
Since CBD has already been safely used by people for other ailments, the two hope that clinical trials can begin soon. However, treating cancer metastasis in this way requires more than just lighting up.
"We used injections in the animal testing and are also testing pills," he said. "But you could never get enough cannabidiol for it to be effective just from smoking."
The two are now working on synthesizing the cannabidiol in the lab, rather than using samples from the plant, which should not only make it more potent, but also hopefully clear any obstacles at getting the drug approved.

Sunday, September 23, 2012


Subject: Just A Shotgun

You're sound asleep when you
hear a thump outside your bedroom door.
Half-awake, and nearly
paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled

At least two people have broken
into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you
reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the
chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out
two shadows.

One holds something that looks
like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it
as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to
the floor.

One writhes and screams while
the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to
call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were
outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently
regulated as to make them useless..

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you
that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First
Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney,
he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to

"What kind of sentence will I
get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he
replies, as if that's nothing.

"Behave yourself, and you'll be
out in seven."

The next day, the shooting is
the lead story in the local newspaper. Somehow,
you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are
represented as choirboys.

Their friends and relatives
can't find an unkind word to say about them..

Buried deep down in the
article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous

But the next day's headlinesays it all:
"Lovable Rogue Son Didn't
Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been
transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters..

As the days wear on, the story
takes wings.

The national
it up, then the international

The surviving burglar has
become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is
preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

The mediapublishes reports that your
home has been burglarized several times in the past and that you've been
critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you
told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this
to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

A few months later, you go to

The charges haven't been
reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your
anger at the injustice of it all works against you..

Prosecutors paint a picture of
you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the
jury to convict you of all charges.

The judge sentences you to life
in prison.

This case really happened.

On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin
of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

In April, 2000, he was
convicted and is now serving a life term...

How did it become a crime to
defend one's own life in the once great British Empire ?

It started with
the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law
forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales
were to be made only to those who had a license.
The Firearms Act of
1920expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except

Later laws passed
in 1953 and 1967outlawed the carrying of any
weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.

Momentum for total handgun
confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerfordmass shooting in 1987.

Michael Ryan, a mentally
disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting
everyone he saw.

When the smoke cleared, 17
people were dead.

The British public, already
de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher
(The seizure of all
privately owned handguns was the objectiveeven though Ryan used a

Nine years later, at Dunblane,
Scotland, Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and
a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had
portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals.
Now the press had a real
kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners.
Day after day, week after week,
the media gave up all
pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns.
The Dunblane
Inquiry, a
few months later, sealed the fate of the few sidearms still owned by private

During the years
in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the
notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as
refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that
self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun.
Citizens who shot burglars or
robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were

Indeed, after the Martin
shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying,
"We cannot have people take the
law into their own hands."

All of Martin's neighbors had
been robbed numerous times,
and several elderly people were
severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences.
Martin himself, a collector of
antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by

When the Dunblane Inquiry
ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to
local authorities.

Being good British subjects,
most people obeyed the law.
The few who didn't were visited
by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't

Police later bragged that
they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know
who had handguns?
The guns had been registered
and licensed.
Kind of like cars. Sound


"...It does not require a
majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush
fires in people's minds.."

If you think this is important, please forward to
everyone you know!!!

Even If you don't have the brains to realize
that this is important, please forward to everyone you know,

And there are stupid people in
congress and on the street that will go right along with

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

3-rounds of ammunition for every man, woman and child in US

Feds Stockpiling Ammo

Feds Stockpiling Ammo
Is Washington prepping for widespread unrest?
By Victor Thorn
Is the federal government, which is tasked with protecting the United States inside the confines of our borders, preparing for a domestic war in the coming years? In the past three years, officials have stockpiled over a billion rounds of military-grade ammunition, leaving many people to wonder why the feds are in possession of so much deadly firepower.
As part of its ominous sounding Homeland Battlefield Bill, Congress authorized the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to purchase 200M rounds of ammunition in 2009, including double-ought shotgun shells, followed by another order of 450M hollow-point bullets in March 2012. This second transaction was made with ATK Armament Systems, the world’s largest ammunition manufacturer. Not satisfied, DHS officials issued a solicitation request for 750M more rounds of ammo.
Hollow-point bullets are so lethal the Geneva Convention does not allow their use on the battlefield in time of war. Hollow-point bullets don’t just stop or hurt people; they penetrate the body, flatten out, fragment and thus cause maximum damage to the body’s organs. Death often follows.
In an August 15 article, Brett Redmayne-Titley described what hollow-point ammo is used for: “These are bullets designed for one thing—close quarter killing of human beings. American human beings. The double-ought buckshot has limited accuracy, but will cut a man in half at a distance of less than 20′.” DHS has also placed orders for ammonium nitrate and A-5 Flake RDX, which are used to construct bombs.
Adding to concerns is the fact that DHS officials have purchased 9,300 bulletproof checkpoint booths, which many expect will be used on U.S. highways and will be under the control of the Transportation Security Administration, an agency inside the DHS. These booths will be used to monitor the flow of travelers from one point to another.
DHS has attempted to downplay its stockpiles, explaining that the ammunition will be distributed to various offices and training facilities across the country and the explosives will be used for training purposes; but many people are concerned.
But DHS isn’t the only agency acquiring large amounts of ammo. Social Security Administration officials recently acquisitioned 174K rounds of .357 hollow-point bullets, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration requested 46K .40-caliber hollow points, the Federal Bureau of Investigation awarded contracts for 100M rounds of ammo on November 15, 2011, and the Department of Agriculture issued bids for 321K rounds of various ammo types.
Some of these bullets are reportedly “frangible rounds,” which James Smith of the website Activist Post described as being “designed to break apart when they hit walls or other hard surfaces to prevent ricochets during close-quarter combat.”

The total ammunition from all of these governmental agencies comes in at a whopping 1.4B rounds.With only 311M people in the U.S., why would the feds need nearly a billion and a half rounds of ammo, more than three bullets per citizen?
One reason that many commentators point to is November’s upcoming presidential election. For example, some worry that if Barack Obama loses the election, angry mobs of urban blacks, spurred on by Black Panther agitators, would stage riots in cities around the country. Also possible is the expectation of a catastrophic economic collapse, which would likely lead to widespread havoc and increased support for secessionist movements that seek to break up the U.S. Finally, Second Amendment proponents wonder if the government foresees ammunition shortages or a lockdown on manufacturers.
Further perplexing about DHS are a plethora of scandals surrounding this agency.
On June 11, 2010, Washington, D.C. journalist Matthew Harwood in a report published online exposed massive corruption endemic at DHS. The charges included allegations of illicit drugs, illegal alien smuggling, bribes, kickbacks, child pornography and attempted child sex abuse. “These are just some of the crimes DHS employees and contractors were convicted of in fiscal year 2009,” wrote Harwood.

Sunday, September 16, 2012




The person who wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. 



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. 

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.     

Here is a model separation agreement: 

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. 

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. 

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. 

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. 

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. 

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. 

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. 

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. 

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. 

--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . 

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. 

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. 

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.     

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. 

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. 

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.     

--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. 

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." 

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World". 

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. 

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. 

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. 


John J. Wall 

Law Student and an American 

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you. 

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.     

Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!